How does this school not have staplers?

1) This is a college
2) College students write papers
2a) often more than one page
2b) …
3) Multiple page papers require staplers
4) This school has three staplers
5) How is this still true?!?!




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Responses

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Andrew Witherspoon Mar 6, 2009 22:14 PM

WCTS took them. You will have them back when you are ready to behave. Until then, I hear the ASWC office is flush with paper clips.


Ari Frink Mar 8, 2009 15:59 PM

PAPER CLIPS JUST DON’T CUT IT! Free the Staplers!

“All you need is love” – The Beatles


sophie Mar 8, 2009 21:07 PM

this is a good article. very informative. a+.


Leah Mar 12, 2009 22:19 PM

Yes the staplers have disappeared. But perhaps even more sinister: SO HAVE THE HOLE-PUNCHERS.

And I need those to live.


Gillian Frew Mar 13, 2009 16:12 PM

today I needed to turn in a paper and there were no staplers to be found in olin or maxey. so I snuck into the office of a professor I don’t know when he left for the bathroom, and used his stapler. this situation is in desperate need of repair.


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