How does this school not have staplers?
1) This is a college
2) College students write papers
2a) often more than one page
2b) …
3) Multiple page papers require staplers
4) This school has three staplers
5) How is this still true?!?!
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WCTS took them. You will have them back when you are ready to behave. Until then, I hear the ASWC office is flush with paper clips.
PAPER CLIPS JUST DON’T CUT IT! Free the Staplers!
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this is a good article. very informative. a+.
Yes the staplers have disappeared. But perhaps even more sinister: SO HAVE THE HOLE-PUNCHERS.
And I need those to live.
today I needed to turn in a paper and there were no staplers to be found in olin or maxey. so I snuck into the office of a professor I don’t know when he left for the bathroom, and used his stapler. this situation is in desperate need of repair.
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